Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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Top comments
XxDevilxXGt 26
Why not? You don't need to let foolish families ruin your relationship. Go away and get married somewhere exotic, alone. :D
tygerarmy 35
Damn in-laws, or maybe in this case out-laws.
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Comments (79)
Soninuva 41
Am I the only one who wonders what reason the mother gave? Seeing as how it caused the almost-future in-laws to get in a tizzy, it must be interesting.
alfred07 18
Are you going to try to get married at another date? Possibly without your mother present?
ginawater19 13
Uhm.. Get married... Duh. No one can be the judge of who someone else wants to marry.
athens619 13
Moms think that no one is good enough their child
slothsarecool 11
at least now you know not to invite her to your next wedding
TheLadyOpal 30
Something tells me that even if the minister had remembered not to say that, the mother would have noticed and tried to interrupt anyway. So sorry. I hope you can give things another shot.
Mellishaw 5
That part of the wedding has long been deleted! It isn't necessary any more! Your mother should be disowned!
I'madumbass 19
AGREED!!!!!! 100% YES!!!!! My cousin got married in August, and that part wasn't part of the ceremony! It's not required!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!
Kc1001 14
Sorry OP. Maybe you should not invite your mom to just the reunion next time.
bboyhomie 13
In laws man... They can be bad sometimes
MrZsDad 19
YDI sorry to say. You are a grown ass adult, you don't need family to ruin a relationship, you are expected to do it yourself!