Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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Top comments
XxDevilxXGt 26
Why not? You don't need to let foolish families ruin your relationship. Go away and get married somewhere exotic, alone. :D
tygerarmy 35
Damn in-laws, or maybe in this case out-laws.
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Comments (79)
DarthVader77 9
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You were just prevented from making the BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE!
Allennis44 16
Should've told her to sit the **** down and pointed out you can handle your own life decisions.
gaganinia 14
get married in the drive in at vegas :) looks easy
SarMarJo 17
Ah, something very similar happened to me at my wedding. Damn Parental Units. I truly feel for you.
beneathitallxx 15
If you and your fiancé were serious your in law's opinions shouldn't matter.
tehdarkness 21
Family schmamily. If he is right for you and your mom is wrong, I hope that you eloped!
worldclassrager 41
Good thing he missed it...but eventually things did irrupt...they may not like each other but still the only thing that matters is that you two love each other...
sniknakh 5
Who still uses that line in their wedding anyway?
SkyDog 9
That's your wedding not hers. That line also seems like it would put more pressure on the Bride and Groom hoping that no one actually objects... Unless your Phiona and Shrek. (Might have messed up her name, sorry.)
davincidasecond 24
Time to elope!