Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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Top comments
XxDevilxXGt 26
Why not? You don't need to let foolish families ruin your relationship. Go away and get married somewhere exotic, alone. :D
tygerarmy 35
Damn in-laws, or maybe in this case out-laws.
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Comments (79)
bubble_burst 16
I hope your mother was the one paying for the wedding... Not only does she now have the money spent but you can rub it in her face by getting a civil ceremony marrying the same guy. it's an FYL indeed.
fuckmylife518 15
I am so sorry OP..that really sucks.
amifaiyaz 12
awww, I'm sorry op. Just elope, you don't need in laws ruining your marriage.
TogeBara 12
You should really think about shunning your mother from you life until she apologizes to your fiance and his family.
Chewiebhz 15
Why didn't you man up and told your mum to shut up?
jmcr 27
That sucks OP i hope that you and your fiancé will try again that was really rude of your mom to do that on your special dad i hope the two of you can try again
Donnie_Murray 8
I feel bad. Sorry OP..
emeralddragon 1
Plan another wedding and "forget" to invite her.
nikkikinlilla 9
Not sure it's a good sign if you had to ask the minister to skip that part in the first place...
cwells0430 12
Awwww this is all kinds of ****** up