Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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Top comments
XxDevilxXGt 26
Why not? You don't need to let foolish families ruin your relationship. Go away and get married somewhere exotic, alone. :D
tygerarmy 35
Damn in-laws, or maybe in this case out-laws.
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Comments (79)
cna1216 15
With all do respect - if any - your mother needs to learn about time and place. I realize her insights may be valid, but for godsake! You are in love! If she cares about you, she wont object. As goes for the in-laws, they were just added wood to the fire. I hope you two are reunited, without parents. No wedding perhaps? Just a ceremony and license?
Shade1982 21
Well, considering that's when said question is asked, I'd say that is EXACTLY the time and the place to voice your objection. Or are you not allowed to answer a question where you live? :P
MadisonDerp 16
You can just elope if your families are going to be such a bother.. Or you could even invite the ones you wouldn't mind there, but not tell the ones that will be trouble.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Next time just elope.
its_love2 31
ELOPE! you can still get all dressed up, and at least you will be married ... although legally I do not think the minister is able to skip the part asking if anyone has a reason for you not to be married ...
toalysium 15
Hmm... FYL for the ruckus, but given that half of marriages end in divorce perhaps people should object a helluva lot more often.
klade99 4
That line should be removed permanently
cluelesscheese 3
ELOPE BABY!!!
Sandmummy007 2
why is it that everyones family members on this site are total asses
Cinn_fml 23
Because the awesome ones aren't FML worthy...
StEpHiE1226 12
Sigh. I love hillbilly weddings!
GetSomeM0 24
sorry op but I hope that doesn't happen at mine