Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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sxe_beast 11
Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?
ktsthrlnd 3
kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm
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Comments (30)
TalkinSmack 6
shit down his heat registers :)
Bright_Lights 14
Only in Manchester
likeyourelooking 6
ydi for getting locked INSIDE an apartment.
redfinton22 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Serves you right for just wanting to be another button in his pants. ****
sydmior 10
"Just friends?" I wouldn't want to be friends after that...
girlie90 0
well guess you learned your lesson
SinfulRose 0
Your a dumb ass lol why would you have sex with someone your not even dating? and how do you get lock in? WTF lol
HailsMM 0
How do you get locked in?
sourgirl101 29
Having sex with someone doesn't automatically turn into a relationship. Next time way out all the out comes. On the bright side, the guy can't be that bad of a person if he's still on good terms with an ex. She still has a key to his place? Maybe he's not ready to commit again and senses you expected more than what it was....just sex.
Sirin_fml 47
Closing the comments on this FML. An FML is not fake or doesn't make any sense simply because someone doesn't have a clue about different types of doors and the different types of lock systems on them. Collect real evidence before making accusations.