Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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SweetestSin 4
Karma just slapped you in the face - isn't egging a little childish?
cooluc 0
YDI. For one, your an immature little bitch who thinks 'getting back' at someone is usually a good idea. Secondly, even when you try to get back at him, you do it like a 10 year old.
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Comments (197)
whyevenbother 0
YDI for being a ******* immature psycho. get the **** over yourself, crazy bitch.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date cheaters. YDI
FunnyWeasel 7
i'll take a guess and say that the boyfriend broke up with you because you were a total bitch? btw YDI
sharon_ellj 0
Hahaha you're blonde! The dumb blonde thing can be applied to you, dude! GROW UP, it's not that hard... And revenge is a dish best served cold, ruin his life not his things!
neverminddd 0
If I were you, I would have broke the window to my car and sped off.
MeGustaComer 0
C'mon, have some self respect and confidence - why would you want to have any aftermath with some loser? Doesn't help the situation any better.
Anteezy 7
Way to show who the bigger person is! It's now obvious to your boyfriend that he is the bigger person! And don't mind all the negative comments self-respect and maturity are overrated anyway!
Nocturna_fml 0
Congratulations, you're now what is known as "my ex the crazy bitch".
ElMundio87 0
no wonder he cheated on you, nobody wants to date a moron for long
crushoftheyear 0
YDI ... for not doing it properly! key how much you hate him into his car or something, when my ex cheated on me i got him arrested. now that was good revenge.
theblazian 0
Yup nothing says payback like trying to permanently ruin someones life. Congratz on being worse than your ex and becoming a crazy bitch ex as well?
ender345 0
you're a ******* psycho. i hope you live your entire life alone because no guy deserves that kind of hell. edit: and this is coming from a guy who's been cheated on in the past.