Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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Welshite 40
Wow, you took "knocking some common cents in" literally.
urbantrashcan 18
On the bright side, you're sort of but not really a reality star now
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Comments (66)
chikinscratch00 8
lol fkin hilarious.
heyimrichie 11
hey you gave them quit the shoe then !
heyimrichie 11
hey you gave them quit the show then
khorstmye 15
Did you pee at all when you sneezed?
WasabiMars 21
Aah.. nothing beats reality CCTV eh, OP?
PassiveAggresive 12
Ouch, well stay positive OP!
jordanashley211 20
I'm exactly clumsy enough to do something like that.
Mightyrif 23
Now all we need are a few cameras to record you and we've got another YouTube star.
0_0shortyy0_0 18
Been there, done that... It hurts more than people realise
swanheart 35
We've all done embarrassing stuff from time to time and trust me: if you laugh it off people will forget about it much quicker and you will feel much better than if you treat it like a disaster.
nicole74 13
It's okay, I had my first seizure at work and completely feel over and knocked myself out and was completely out of it. I was passed out for 10 minutes and no one came in and saw. Then when I watched asked to look back over the security footage, my coworkers said I liked possessed. I am now dating said coworker, and he had called me seizseiz. (all in good fun though!)