Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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Welshite 40
Wow, you took "knocking some common cents in" literally.
urbantrashcan 18
On the bright side, you're sort of but not really a reality star now
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Comments (66)
acommonman 23
laugh it off, OP; that is actually pretty funny, and isn't cringeworthy enough to worry about damaging your reputation.
chillandfun 12
At least your brought joy to your fellow employees in the workplace. Thumbs up for creating laughs and smiles.
newzealand 28
made their day better at least OP! hope your head is ok!
SlyCooper15 16
thats... that's so beautiful T~T
AverageJoey 18
They gave you a thumbs up! That means you're in the security guard club!
DocDrose 20
Mmmm.... smashing, darling...
tdawg91 17
So..... What You Tube channel can we find this on?
RobinGoodfellow 47
So glad there are no security cameras where I work. I'm sure at some point I have done or will do something equally weird.
Nymeria_fml 25
What if there are security cameras but they're just hidden very very well?
RobinGoodfellow 47
Nnnope, there are none.
Gauzy21 12
Well at least you will get tons of hits on YouTube soon
HeWillBeLoved105 22
If that would have happened to someone else, you'd be laughing just as hard OP.
japtap81 16
That's true lol