Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
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stebun 0
if your old enough to get into a club and get a wristbands to drink, I think you are too old to get grounded...
Ashle1gh 14
YDI for going to a club, and of course being stupid enough to leave evidence.
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Comments (168)
cuty496 0
LMAO #119
Sekococo 0
your mom was at the same club as you or else she wouldn't ground base on a writsband.:D
perdix 31
Are you Ke$ha? Is Ke$ha really a dude in drag?
xxprettydisaster 0
haha nice he woke up feeling like p-ditty...
Ajjas013 6
Ke$ha or Lady GaGa? ...Or Miley?
mdc1114 0
i am 21+ years old and live with my mom who still grounds me, fml.
IDKILY 0
Total fail
broke_otaku 3
ydi for not being able to make up a lie it's just a wristband...say its to support something at school or from volunteering *i said school assuming youre not someone who's 21+ and still being grounded by your parents =.=
namhowell 6
So you're a grown man still being grounded by your patents or are you a kid with a fake id? either way YDI. If you look mature enough to fool the bouncer, then u should act it too. If you're a grown man than it's just sad sad.
WhoDatNation96 0
Underaged drinkers are losers. Unless you're over 21 and live with your parents in the basement.
doomsdore 0
damn…
sportsnut 0
so how are you grounded and why are you living with your parents?