Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, I found out why my friends don’t invite me to Karaoke Thursday Nights anymore. Apparently, I act like a “show off” and “presumptuous” and make the others feel bad. It’s not my fault I have a decent singing voice. I guess they don’t like that. FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
Today, I found out one of my "friends" is “scared” to talk to me because I’m black. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
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Top comments
jebron 13
I think you've dodged a bullet there
DerrickJames 33
Why would you want to be invited to hangout with people that use the N-word?
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Comments (26)
merryhappy1887 20
Why would you want to be invited out with racist scum anyway?
SkylineFTW97 25
Because your disgust is the real problem here, not anything else...
Tyrez 32
Pretty sure I always make a face as well. Never understood the logic either where it's okay for black people to use it but not anyone else. It's like saying that it's alright if two mentally handicapped people call each other retard.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Typical white supremacists right there, assuming every white person they meet is racist like them, and then getting upset when they meet a white person that isn't racist and straight up refuses to subject him/herself to that level of thinking.
randybryant799 21
If these people use the N word why would you want to hang out with them?? I certainly wouldn't.
TheSentinel05 11
you absolutely should not be judged for how your face looks. that’s not something you can control!