Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, I found out why my friends don’t invite me to Karaoke Thursday Nights anymore. Apparently, I act like a “show off” and “presumptuous” and make the others feel bad. It’s not my fault I have a decent singing voice. I guess they don’t like that. FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
Today, I found out one of my "friends" is “scared” to talk to me because I’m black. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
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Top comments
jebron 13
I think you've dodged a bullet there
DerrickJames 33
Why would you want to be invited to hangout with people that use the N-word?
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Comments (26)
priyaa_x 8
Not people you wanna be around anyways. Take this as a sign OP!
Mackade 18
People who use that word aren't people you want to be friends with. but you already know that.
writerchic85 26
Why do you want to hang out with people who use the n word?
hduebdo 14
Depends if it ends in a or er
RememberSchlitz 9
You better get tolerant of their intolerance or you're being intolerant yourself, and in today's tolerant society we don't tolerate intolerance.
tiger820 20
are they black?
GeorgiaBea 28
Prolly not people you want to hang with OP
neuronerd 29
Imagine how awful these people must be if they speak like that at work. I think you're better off.
cloudyface 23
Why are you complaining about not hanging out with assholes?
LPac5295 27
Even if you did make a face it's totally unacceptable to use that word while at work or anywhere really. It's offensive and unnecessary. You can find more respectful friends I'm sure OP.