Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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Top comments
FMLephant 2
Were you washing the mystery machine Velma?
paxpervitam 0
jinkies! I can't find my glasses!
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Shivermeshamrock 0
Should've gone to spec savers. :P
Fazer_fml 0
"I got disoriented" WTF.
carm3nl1 0
omg! lmfao... that really sux OP, but this is a good fml .. finally.. n it was hilarious. now u can't even see ur clean car!!
yaysmile 0
BOOM HEADSHOT!!
TheZarola 10
So, this hose just magically whipped around? You probably pulled too hard. YDI.
wednesdeyy 5
OP stepping on his glasses made me cringe more then OP punching himself in the face..
Raiden353 0
You shouldn't use those foaming brushes. They can scratch your car if there's s**t stuck in it
sportzfreak 3
so? that's not that bad. u could've been barefoot when u stepped on ur glasses. see? it could be worse
sweetsydney35 0
Contacts - FTW .
revenge_FML 0
how is that bad I mean get new glasses ******!!!!!