Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me and I'd chained-smoked all night, I had a driving test. With only 3 hours of sleep, I literally drove through a red light during the test. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
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Top comments
alyak98 31
Do you really want us to feel bad for you? You did this to yourself knowing you had a driving test.
raven_of_azarath 35
While it sucks that your boyfriend broke up with you, it’s your fault you did so bad on the driving test. Even after only 3 hours of sleep, you could have still been able to drive and pass.
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Comments (13)
丛仓 2
很同情你
Alup132 22
You deserved it.
alyak98 31
Do you really want us to feel bad for you? You did this to yourself knowing you had a driving test.
Levi2411 41
So, you want us to feel bad for you, because you can't keep a cigarette out your mouth or your priorities straight? Hard pass. You knew when the test was. Hopefully next time you're better prepared.
childlessmother 16
I suggest meditation next time. No sympathy from me. I think you need to get your priorities in order and your emotions in check. People break up all the time it’s what defines you as a person on how you handle it
raven_of_azarath 35
While it sucks that your boyfriend broke up with you, it’s your fault you did so bad on the driving test. Even after only 3 hours of sleep, you could have still been able to drive and pass.
julfunky 29
Exactly. If a rough night causes her to be such a shitty driver she shouldn’t be driving in the first place.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Unless you and your instructor were severely injured after crashing from running that red light, you'll get no sympathy here. Also, if your smoking addiction is so bad that you reach for a pack to "ease your stress", and you lose sleep as a result, it's time to quit.
kdmittens 9
you should know driving licence stays forever.. boyfriends dont! YDI
Dewf3hr 4
10 points jackass. I hope you realize no one is going to give you pity for something you did yourself
AmbrosiaFan 19
YOU chain smoked all night instead of getting sleep... YDI...