Videos, Weird and Love: Call the cops

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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Monday 7 September 2009 12:05

EWWWWW!!!!

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that's freaking wierd...

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 11 February 2016 4:58

I hope you deleted them immediately and dumped him, because that's creepy.

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Monday 9 May 2016 13:36

What a freaky fella

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