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sacrophage This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

Call the cops

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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****** scary!

I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something

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Restraining order's the way to go!

mymiles 13

Restraining order?

I think I would shit bricks if that happened to me.

1) CALL THE ******* COPS 2) GET A RESTRAINING ORDER 3) IF ALL ELSE FAILS RUN!

Call the cops. You can get a PFA and stalking is a class A in most states now.

That's stalking... Call the police

Just try not to hit on your son when he comes back okay?