Today, it's been over three months since my housemates ended their one month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been two weeks since one of my roommates moved out. Despite me telling the postal service he no longer lives here, they're still knocking on my door almost every day with urgent letters addressed to him. I have no idea where he lives now, and am wondering what the fuck he was up to here. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I was chilling at home when my roomie cruised in with a baddie on his arm. She turned out to be a total ho and started trying to get in my pants while he was sitting RIGHT THERE. I did everything I could to shake her off and in the end I just asked her to leave. Fuck, I feel bad for him. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
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datoismyname 22
I think it's time for you to move.
Zebediabolical 45
Call the police. Nothing good is going to come out of letting this slide.
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Comments (142)
cja33 8
I think its time for him to move on... haha whata creep
Setareh23 34
Wow, creeper much. Get a restraining order, asap. Ew, I hate to think what he would have done if it was your other housemate, I can see why she broke up with him....
error404n0tf0und 21
thatsssss a nice ssssshower you are having!
newbiehere99 6
I just wanna know if he's hot
peacelovecoffee 20
Yeah, because sexual harassment is okay for hot people.
lndala 15
So you wouldn't mind being raped and killed by a hot person?
SenselessPattern 12
48 - I used to know the answer to this one.... Can you do multiple choice?
KLeePrice 11
So it doesn't matter if someone is a possible pedophile, rapist or murder as long as they're hot!?
KLeePrice 11
I'm surprised I wasn't "murdered" for my spelling mistake!
PandaKitteh 20
59, I think the answer you're looking for is "it's not rape if you like it". ;D
pins91 27
**** off. Rape is never ever something to joke about.
jackiemora 18
Um..... Kick him out! Dude that's psycho killer waiting to happen.
Pstraka6 20
This is called being psychotic. Spend the few dollars on new locks, tell him to if he does that again that he be speaking to the cops, and move on with the rest of your day. Don't let someone's failed relationship affect you!!
lndala 15
OP is from the UK
peacelovecoffee 20
Umm, I don't see how that changes anything. Do they not have cops in the UK?
bfsd42 20
Yes, they have cops. But not dollars.
Pstraka6 20
Excuse me for not being anal enough, Bristish pounds.
Pstraka6 20
British*
peacelovecoffee 20
Oh now I see.. I read that comment about 20 times trying to figure out what your point was. >.> On a side note, what's the fastest way to lose 100 lbs? Go to a British casino!
99megster 15
If I were the girl I would be scared for my safety... I mean, what if it WAS her in the shower? What would he do, rape her? O.o
AboveAll04 14
hopefully you two don't share the same room or next time he might try and come cuddle ;)
jameen 11
Suggest a therapist for him...
MuseFan1991 14
what makes this all the more creepy is that they were only together for a month O.o get rid of him! surely your landlord can sort him out?
LizzyJH 15
Surely there's a way of getting him kicked out and finding a new housemate? If not I agree with you moving. And/or call the police. I don't know how you've coped for 3 months!