Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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Top comments
miura_fml 17
Never run with an iPhone in your hand. Never.
Aratiti 8
Because just getting a crack in the screen is too mainstream
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Comments (136)
TheInfamousJosh_fml 12
That's what you get for owning an Iphone.
AliceLockehart 18
I'm not sure if anyone else has seen them but I found generic versions of the Otterbox case on eBay, I got 2 for $6. Much better than paying $80+. Both cases are the same quality too, the only real discernible difference I've found is the lack of a brand name :)
merser 7
Did you have a life proof phone case on it?
cricket55 14
I'm going to go with no. If they did, I'm pretty sure this FML wouldn't be here.
tsk14 9
It's just a phone calm down!
sp00ky_fml 5
It is just a phone, you're right. But unless OP stole it or got it as a gift it is a financial investment on his part. How would you like one of your electronic devices being run over? Have some common sense.
shadowdragon1 1
That sucks shoulda walked across. The streets
Mackenzie99 6
Every time a car passed I bet u died a little inside!
jaguar45b 7
Should've had an Otterbox
ummjew 0
I just lost my phone on a roller coaster the other day....sorry!=(
holyshitbatman 20
i guess there's not an app for that, huh OP?
tmbfan 11
If it was a Nokia, you'd have destroyed some cars.