Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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Top comments
miura_fml 17
Never run with an iPhone in your hand. Never.
Aratiti 8
Because just getting a crack in the screen is too mainstream
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Comments (136)
perdix 31
Good excuse to get a 5.
laurapiggy 3
Oh DAMN!! I did the same thing running for the bathroom, I stopped but the phone kept going...bloop. Now I have the 80 dollar case:)
sweetmama88 6
So sorry .
martin_martian7 11
No ninja today I see
BobOsso_fml 8
YDI. Keep the phone in your had while crossing the street.
BobOsso_fml 8
Meant pocket.
Lorysa 11
I can't count how many times my phone (a cheap piece of junk, but practically invincible) has fallen out of my pockets, especially when walking quickly. Unless the pocket is really deep or closes with a button, it's probably safer to put a rubber case on the phone and just hold it with a death grip.
doodlecloud 27
To be fair, once it got run over the first time I don't think it matters how many other cars run it over...that sucks though. I hate just scratching it...
DrMrStrad 4
So, how're you posting this?
shorty26 3
then how did you post this?
sabrina1212 2
Did you try turning it off then back on??
ultra_notorious 26
Wish I were to see that, that would have been awesome to see!!!