Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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Top comments
miura_fml 17
Never run with an iPhone in your hand. Never.
Aratiti 8
Because just getting a crack in the screen is too mainstream
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Comments (136)
lyflycat9297 4
Sounds like a scene from a movie. Sorry OP!
kittytub 12
yeah, maybe the movie "first world problems" :P
hapy_pig098 13
HAHA I'm srry but i have to
MatteKudasai 17
No, you really didn't. Your comment was unnecessary. Please don't do this again.
ICastillo 25
You have girly grip man. If you had Kung fu grip that shit would have never happened.
killer6969 16
Every body's jug fu fighting!!!! Fast as lightning with kung fu griiii-ppss all over their iiii--phooooones!!!
ICastillo 25
I don't know #74 I thought it was a form of martial arts that I've never heard before...
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
Probably Autocorrect
TheNewGuy03 29
It's the martial art in which you reach for the nearest 1-gallon container of water and destroy the cranial structures of any and all offenders. You ain't heard?
laurenlovesjb 20
Wow. You have the worst timing ever! I would die if that happened to me, and I don't even have an iPhone!
gracehi 33
No iPhone? Problem solved! :)
Kilv 13
By your profile picture, I can tell that you are already dead inside.
ICastillo 25
#99 you must be new around here. She doesn't care about your stupid comment read her profile she will straight up tell you too.
poindexter25 5
Better hope you had the warranty! Ps. It happens to us all
gracehi 33
I must say, I don't recall ever having a phone get run over by multiple cars...or even one car for that matter.
poindexter25 5
I meant getting your iPhone smashed to pieces
lifeguarding101 2
I do not recall my iPhone being smashed into pieces.
glki 7
You or the phone?
Futacy 30
I hope you're being sarcastic. If OP got run over by multiple cars, I don't think he'd live to tell the tale. Lol
DocBastard 40
Wait wait wait, if you were almost at the other side, how would your phone fly BACKWARDS into traffic? Were you doing some crazy QWOP run?
MrClean17 15
If OP was running QWOP style, I'm surprised they made it as far as they did. It would explain why the cars were waiting though.
sjdbeinska 4
well OP was running, so by the time it fell on the ground OP would have been ahead of it. He wasnt going to very well throw it infront of him was he?
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, if OP was running QWOP-style, there are plenty of ways this could have ended. One that stands out is that OP could have done an impromptu rearward somersault directly into several moving cars, destroying both OP and the phone. A forward somersault, however, would have been beneficial. SOMERSAULT FORWARD NEXT TIME, OP.
funnyfails1 13
I would be great if it was an iPhone 5
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah, excellent.
TheNewGuy03 29
Seems like you're torn between wanting to exist as a human or an iPhone. Revolutionary.
maddygirl820 10
And how exactly did your phone fall into the street if you had already crossed it?
LolPieRofl 11
When he/she was ALMOST at the other side it dropped out of their hand.
maddygirl820 10
Oh I gotcha✌
sjdbeinska 4
**** the iphones life