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Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML
Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML
Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
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psiloveyou15 12
#FYL
Puffytruffles 18
#poundbutton
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Comments (80)
edward80 18
How old is your store manager ?
booze_n_bitches 37
At least he has #swag. #justkidding
pwnman 33
#unprofessionality
Redundant_Idiot 7
#I'm sorry #thatsucks
glabberfasted 16
OP I really hope your username is meant to be ironic. Otherwise, you're a bit hypocritical for using "ftw" Those stupid acronyms are just as bad as hashtags.
mikbrooke 25
there is a difference between writing ftw on fml, and actually talking in hashtags. talking in hashtags doesnt even really make sense.
Camri_123 11
You do realize this is a place where people either put FYL or YDI. Both acronyms like "FTW."
TheMathMajor 26
I always read ftw as "**** the what" It makes me laugh
tranced_ 45
that's good marketing..
TheCrispyCat 20
#thatsucks #yourbossisanidiot #FYL
Soundslikeothers 15
I wonder if Dr. Seuss would have written a book using hashtags
FracturedMinds 21
My guess is yes. But sadly we will never know. =(
cryssycakesx3 23
#onefish #twofish #redfish #bluefish
tranced_ 45
atleast he isn't boring!
acidburnz1107 10
#stupidcarImeanboss #numbersymbol my daughter hates when I say hashtag.