Lori_ftw
Oakland, United States
Buzzwords
Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
soannoyed
United States
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
Anonymous
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
#isthisthepoundkey?
Deltona, United States
Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML
goodbyepromotion
Dayton, United States
Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
poop
United States
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Anonymous
Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
mockable
United States
Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
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psiloveyou15 12
#FYL
Puffytruffles 18
#poundbutton
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grandpeepa 14
just say "hashtag no"
TRKade 15
No it's #FML