Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
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smexehXredhead0 0
What a dick! I'm sorry, OP!
baconstrips 12
What a douche, you obviously deserve better
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Comments (120)
camera123 0
In soviet russia, your facebook changes your relationship!
hilary56 0
Wth! Weaksauce.
Rawr6591 21
Lmao at weaksauce
DarkHelmet 10
Well forget not to kick him in the balls
jhashj 0
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newzealand 28
well come on, spit it out!
newzealand 28
spit it out mate!
TheThrasher_fml 0
but only once, repeated trauma to the penis calls for major surgery
Kyzahhh 7
Obviously this guy isn't worth his weight in shit if he can do something like that
jazzybaby179 22
Douche bag.
gabestar 4
Holy shot! What a douche bag he was
baconstripslover 8
Ouch. sorry OP that must suck
cyncha89 0
One of the reasons why I hate technology. FYL
perdix 31
Facebook doesn't kill relationships. Relationships kill relationships. Hmmm. That sounded better when the NRA said it. Let's try this one: You'll get my Facebook when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
ragzy 7
21 - I'm just wondering how you managed to post this comment? Did you write a letter and send it to a moderator or more likely did you use the technology you hate?
perdix 31
Translation: I was test-driving the idea of getting back with my ex, and hedging my bets by hanging onto you for as long as possible.
Freeze_fml 17
It's a shame they breed.