Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
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smexehXredhead0 0
What a dick! I'm sorry, OP!
baconstrips 12
What a douche, you obviously deserve better
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Comments (120)
XxLeoNaYxX 0
What's OP and the other stuff mean ? I just got FML and I have no idea what your saying. And HE'S A DICK.
MrsPegg 45
OP: original poster (the author) FYL: **** your life WTH: what the hell
Freeze_fml 17
OP means Optimus Prime.
erika729 1
Awesome
castrosabeast 7
How the hell do you forget that?
fatalwish 6
And thats why i think fb is gay the end
perdix 31
"in the end?" Wow, in just two sentences you figured out that not only is the bf gay, but he's also that he's a "Bottom!"
doogy15 11
Happens to me all the time. Such a hassle to always remember to break up with the chick I was kissing just the other day. Horray for FB Xd
missamazinggg 12
Or it's because you don't have the balls to do it?
HushHushKeeKat 0
Or maybe, JUST maybe, it was sarcasm?!
Jujubilee 1
Your response should have been, "I guess I forgot to kick you in the balls!".
rattusrattus 19
There's being a tosser, and then there's this. Here's hoping he cuts his own toe off with a Flymo.
OmGz_2395 2
been there and it's so immature!
bandit1107 6
How do you forget to break up woth someone
bavimonster 2
Are you in high school? I hear everyone is catching the drama flu. Cry more about real issues. A Facebook break up is always a LOL.
ikickgingers 15
Unless you are 12 and OP. It probably broke her little heart. It's like you just karate chopped a little kittens head off.
tina1213 0
Wow wat a doushbaggg!! Sorry