Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
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smexehXredhead0 0
What a dick! I'm sorry, OP!
baconstrips 12
What a douche, you obviously deserve better
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Comments (120)
PinkFun1969 9
Don't feel bad I had a boyfriend once break up with me in a Text. ;-(
lizliz23 0
ouch tht really sucks man im sory, thats cold
daydreamer244 13
what a bitch.
iBiteRoses 22
Just curious, why did anyone say "You deserve it"?
jack_tells_truth 0
You dated him, you deserve it. Work harder at finding a guy who's over his ex next time
whitesox365 0
70 is, i believe, talking about the green day song. If so i wish you props, 70. Green day is pretty awesome
whitesox365 0
I dont mind facebook as much as how people abuse it. I should have been more specific about that.
lifesuxalways12 0
That realy sux
mylifesadisastor 0
what a prick!
morganlee 7
I'm so sorry that that happened to you, I hope that you are doing okay.
jmike101 0
Daaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnn!!!!!' cold - blooded!
Tonedef 0
So many bad stories associated with facebook these days... sigh