Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Busted
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
donkeyd
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
JDLAX1924
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Big awkward moment
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
hangup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hang up
Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
unamyous
Canoga Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Phone-blocked
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
dumped
Canada
Double dump
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Top comments
Drakon_fml 7
Forward it to her dad.
Spider_fml 9
Are you absolutely sure there was another somebody, that she was definitely not... alone?
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jsmith1199 4
a few options here.. 1. do u have any naked pics of her? if so, send them to everybody and post them online. also, post them on here so we can all make fun of how disgusting she looks naked 2. forward it to her parents and any other of her family members whose numbers u have 3. tell her to make sure the other guy on the message gets checked out for (STD of your choice) because u gave it to her 4. all of the above would be epic
LTheHitmanC3 0
That be so messed up. id be so pissed! hopefully it was just her alone cuz if it wasnt i break up with her on the spot.
eff_that 0
that sux ass! and dont listen to those options up there! those dont work haha
MefBezTufel 0
she broke your heart? just break her nose!
jilubit 0
Whoa There #8 Nobody wants a devil's threesome.
SS4_Spike 0
Hell yes #1 lol introduce her ears to a new sound, a guy getting his kneecap shattered
brettperry14 0
ok bud heres what you do sneak into her house lol thats ****** already but give her crabs that are infected with hiv. then send her some brownies saying sorry about the hiv but with a video and the video is u bum ******* her mother with her cat that has been lit on fire then after all that blow ur load into the brownie mix... omg thats probs the most ****** up thing ever
I_suck_you_suck 0
I wish that would happen #24 i wish it would, but only if she was cheating i mean she could be masturbating and just wanting to turn you on? sexy?
MBrien 11
Well put lol but seriously OP, get the facts before you freak!
uberledge 0
i hope you cut the bitch
popoman 0
I wish that #24 could happen because if it's true that she's cheating on you, that's what she deserves.
SkyWriteReader 0
*sarcastically* Oh! Doesn't this sound so lovely?! Lol. Sorry, dude. :P