Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML
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Top comments
samarjit_khanna 0
What was the brother doing listening to his little sister having sex. Ewww... **** his life..
ashleyy_fml 0
HAHA. Embarrassment.
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Comments (146)
ericbrat20 0
#9 I think you covered everything with that one except F. That's what you get for having sex at home with your family still there. Also OP seriously just get your own condoms its not that hard and definitely stop doing it at your house go somewhere else.
blushinFML 0
i'm surprised your brother is that cool about it. mine freaks out if guys even check me out... actually, mine freaks if guys even glance for too long.
msloquita 0
# 12 I know how you feel... my brother is te same way :/ and seriously, go have sex somewhere else, not your own home with family there
Dutchie2010 0
Haha your brother is awesome!
noclevername 0
Gg brother. :D
youreawhore 0
Your boyfriend doesn't bring his own condoms? What kind of guy doesn't at least carry a spare? And if he won't you should. Especially if you're going to take them from your brother if you don't have any... I find it strange that you didn't think he would notice? And that you know where they are :S
Tratsing 0
Oh, these comments have turned you into some perverted ****. Really though.... don't have sex when other people are in the house, and if you can't be responsible enough to have your own condom (or your own place for that matter), then don't have sex at all!
truelyajerk 0
condoms are expensive...buy your own
latuka 0
well guys, at least she is USING a condom!! I mean, she could just say **** it, I don't need one anyways. So kuddos for using a condom. and do what #3 says :D
Beccabee 0
HAHAHA...i'm sry ur boyfriend screams like a girl
ETFQT8U 0
hahahahahahaha :)