Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML
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Top comments
samarjit_khanna 0
What was the brother doing listening to his little sister having sex. Ewww... **** his life..
ashleyy_fml 0
HAHA. Embarrassment.
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Comments (146)
TheOrpheus 0
lol.
kellster 2
Maybe trying buying your own condoms instead of stealing your brother's? Did you think of that? Also, get a boyfriend who brings his own. Ditto to all the comments about having (loud) sex at home while other people are there, etc. You don't sound terribly bright.
dammn 0
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA LOL # 9 !
gallaway_girl 0
LOVE IT!!!! this for sure has happened to me too, no worries girl
Spongebob_fml 0
#15 is right on the button with this one. Especially since this clearly isn't a one off thing, if he isn't packing his own, you should seriously worry about what he might have. There are enough stories on FML about spreading STDs.
jayhawk63 0
Well...does he? Does he sound like a girl? Get a real man...one who can buy his own damn condoms.
Trooth 13
well that should teach you about having sex in the first place.
meaganwas 0
Your brother is awesome.
SilentGround 0
you should definately buy your own condoms. or get a new boyfriend. unless you like the sound of girls, then stick with him or just get with a girl. whatever floats your boat.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I love #27.