Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. Fifteen minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
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Top comments
Fluffydemise 18
You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!
EngageZoo5 8
The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.
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Comments (76)
Wizardo 34
Robbing a bank in GTA brings on a 5* wanted level, he was never gonna escape anyway...
SweetasCandy0609 28
some friend you have there if he was your real friend he wouldn't of came over at all at brought his dreams to your place.
Wizardo 34
#58, the best bank robbery mission was probably in GTA IV where you go all out and rob the cities largest bank, I forgot what the mission name was but it instantly gave you 5* and its one of the hardest missions in game but I've grinded through it. Kudos to your sister, sounds like she has some mad skills :D
Wizardo 34
#60, Yep good old Packie. Sounds like the right thing to do, except for shooting a few Feds in the head and jumping into the river to get away from the law but again sounds like she has some moves... lethal moves.
Celeste7_fml 18
This might be false. How is OP able to post this on fml if they're in custody?
hazemcnasty 16
and yet you had time to post about it on fml....
soapmactavish82 8
Well you managed to post this the same day it happened so I guess you should pick your friends better
Omniprism 15
Tell the cops and offer to take a polygraph. If you insist you're innocent they should believe you.
djinnyf 12
Lucky you thought it was a joke you would probably have looked way more nervous if you knew...
jmdb1416 5
Oh sh*t!