Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I found out that not only did I pay for my wife to travel overseas to see her brother but to bang some guy half her age as well. FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
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infrared_fml 0
Divorce.
Cormophyte 0
Know what I love? In reading through these comments and from past experiences with people's attitudes toward cheating I get the general impression that a lot of people (usually women) think that when a woman screws around it's because she's unfulfilled and the guy should fix the relationship. But these same people are usually the first to throw a wild badger at any guy who dares to so much as spank it to some internet ****, let alone withhold sex for two years while (at least) having sex on their COUPLE'S THERAPY GETAWAY.
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Comments (167)
BikerMike 0
dump that ******* useless cheating ****.
A_dead_guy 0
divorce the bitch, or at least rape her
iiTEMP524 0
Uhhh yeaah I think when all else fail he should rape her.... Yep sounds bout right!
sickinlove13 0
Leave the *****.
CandiApple 0
maybe you're just REEEEALLY bad at sex so she found someone better
BeeSkwaird 0
Fmylife usually cheers me up and helps me laugh at life... but this one depressed me immensely. I've been cheated on (and not by someone lacking in physical interest for me). Some women just have no moral stamina—the kind of stamina that really matters.
Mattdude33 0
Tell that bitch I hope she drops dead. No room for people like that in this world.
DWdizzy 0
worst kind of human being in existence is that one your married to
Essentials 0
that should tell you something. fat maybe? unattractive? lazy? bad in bed?consider all these during your next marriage.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
I guess we all know what (or who) is the problem. FYL dude.
Weevil_fml 0
Please tell me this is a joke.