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Burning irony

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

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infrared_fml 0

Divorce.

Cormophyte 0

Know what I love? In reading through these comments and from past experiences with people's attitudes toward cheating I get the general impression that a lot of people (usually women) think that when a woman screws around it's because she's unfulfilled and the guy should fix the relationship. But these same people are usually the first to throw a wild badger at any guy who dares to so much as spank it to some internet ****, let alone withhold sex for two years while (at least) having sex on their COUPLE'S THERAPY GETAWAY.

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what a *****

OriginalPooh01 0

Two years!? Learn how to seduce (however you spell it) a damn woman. YDI for not being lovable >:D

Wow, that bitch sucks

Mourningstar 4

Well, the silver lining is that with proof of it you wouldn't have to pay alamonie

YOU have gone two years without it...

Grayscale_Wolf 9

Obviously, she had no desire for sex. FROM YOU. lol

amberdea404 28

I guess that's the definition of irony.

I don't get any either. Sorry about yer wife.

Let me guess,she suggested the couples therapy in another state? If I am right, it's because she wanted to get it on with the other guy on your dime.