Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
Today, after having horrific constipation the day before, I finally got the rock hard turd out of my system. Things got awkward as I cried out in pain and my mom asked me what was wrong. Realizing the dining room and kitchen was nearby, I said "Never mind, it's gross!" I think she figured it out anyways. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I finally got over a long bout of constipation. I was scared to ask my mom for laxatives because I had the feeling she would tell all her friends, but on the 6th day of absolutely no bowel movements, I caved. I later overheard my mom telling all her friends. FML
Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML
Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
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Pwn17 25
Who gives a shit about what she thinks?
DocBastard 40
Well that was rather unprofessional of him. What kind of doctor talks rudely to his patients like that? *whistles innocently*
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Comments (91)
sioux4 17
Hey OP, sorry about your mom :/ . When I was a kid I was constantly (for YEARS) so constipated that I finally had to have an enema when I was 9 or 10 ish. My mom was the same way...
trucker67 10
Get a second opinion OP - it could be something much more than constipation , trust me I've lived through Cancer three times now and I always ask lots of questions and get another opinion because when I had colon cancer they thought I was "Constipated" or had a bad stomach bug .
EvieHeart 4
Been there.. My folks still make fun of me.....
ninjaghost99 10
That could be serious! I had that and it turned out I have Crohn's disease!!!
iKristien 5
YDI for not seeing a doctor earlier. Seriously, you deal with stomach cramps for MONTHS before you go see a doctor? Didn't you take a dump in those months?
xsilentxninjax 10
I am so sorry... I personally think that it is good that you went to the doctor. At least you acknowledged that you were in pain, and were able to bring yourself to get treatment. It was just unfortunate that you were seen by a rude doctor. I had a somewhat similar problem a few years ago, except with my ears; I failed my hearing test in school, and had a bunch of tests done. Turned out my ear canals are just extra small, and produce too much wax for their size. Parent's and doctors alike can be so cruel in these situations. =/ And I agree with the other comments - if you still have pain after taking the doctors advice, you should consider seeking a second opinion.
toritilla947920 6
That's happened to me too...it sucks I know
PsychoKittie 7
Happened to me too :/
SquirrellyGirl 20
Lol, same thing happened to me when I was 11. They actually ended up giving me an X-ray before they finally took a look at it and saw that I was full of shit, literally. Ugh, I was so mortified.
maserle 8
Try an enema