Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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Top comments
KateeJo 0
At least he was straight forward? Now you don't have to waste any more time with him.
Styna_fml 0
no second date for him!
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Comments (179)
RyanKaufman 7
Guy + Older by 7 or more years = Wants only in your pants and you shouldn't be whining about it on FML. YDI, try someone your own age. Not all guys are babbling cavemen, you just gotta try and not go for the hot ones.
Vexlor 0
That's very stereotypical of you... Not ALL guys want sex, sex, and only sex.
jisaac09 25
No, but all guys do want sex and im not saying that they only want girls for sex, but they do want sex...... and just cause a guy is appealing to the eye doesnt mean that they cant carry on an intelligent conversation....
Acuvue 0
Don't be disheartened, OP. I'm in a relationship with a significantly older man, and contrary to what posters here are saying, not ALL older men will just be looking for a way into your pants. Will they want sex? Sure, everyone does. But that doesn't mean there won't also be men looking for an actual emotional connection. It's not your fault.
British_Brat 0
Wait you really thought he wanted to talk to you? Older men don't get younger women to talk. Geez.
Joe_gh 0
whoa, red flag.
pretty_box 0
Who want's to talk to an old coot, anyway? That's what your girlfriends are for, or the rare relationship with someone your own age.
0p3nl0v3 0
YDI For being interested In someone way older than you and YDI for not giving him what he wants. Selfish.
notmyproblem_its 0
wow he's a jerk. kinda like my bf. he told me that he loved me. immediately followed by "can I have sex with u now??". I'm 13 and he's 14
Rawwrness 3
oh wow...
musicmaniac925 0
u shouldve saw that coming op I'm sorry
stormin972 0
He didn't waste anytime with the bullshit.
Youresofake 0
Older men only like younger women for the sex. This is a fact. Younger women only like older men because they have money. This is a fact. Cut the shit about "intelligent" conversations.