Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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Top comments
KateeJo 0
At least he was straight forward? Now you don't have to waste any more time with him.
Styna_fml 0
no second date for him!
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Comments (179)
gasbandit 2
Honesty is important in a relationship. And besides, what else would a youngin' like you have to offer the guy? If he wanted intelligent conversation he'd be dating women his own age.
Rodimus273 0
well, atleast he's honest?
Kennykid2002 3
Sounds like something I would do :D
zelly05 0
at least he was honest o.O
MetalLetteRaver 0
Sorry but that's what you get for ..reverse stereotyping.
andyj1324 4
hahahaha pedofile
leglump 3
I would say it's a fair trade!
SirWTF 10
Seriously, OP .. did you really think the guy would be any different ? Young or old, from the second we start puberty until the day we drop dead, the most important thing on our minds is SEX SEX SEX.
thebrain88 11
At least he's up front and honest.
mimerino 9
Shucks. FYL, op. When in school, the young guys want the older girls. When out of school, the old guys want the youngest girls.