Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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Top comments
KateeJo 0
At least he was straight forward? Now you don't have to waste any more time with him.
Styna_fml 0
no second date for him!
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Comments (179)
Stay_Fly_Shy 0
yeah I think it's better he said that on the first date than him leading you on. next thing you know your falling for him and he hits it and quits it.. that's a fml
flashback.miss 28
Uncle Badtouch? is that you??
xxspendyxx 0
omgg wat an asshole..u kinda deserve it though.hate it when girls go for guys soo old..eww
flashback.miss 28
I hate sex.. I dontever want to have it... but i still like fantasizing about hentai and creepy slimy guys :D
mfmylifesrsly 30
WTF is wrong with you? have you ever tried masterbating? honey once you try it / the real thing you'll never not want to have sex again... and this is coming from a non-***** girl who masterbates multiple times a day.
pwner64 0
#76 wth?
jisaac09 25
mylife, you just havent had the right guy (and im not saying i am) but as soon as you find him then you'll enjoy sex way more than masturbation.....
Maddoctor 10
Some girls will NEVER get off from vaginal sex. So in essence, sometimes masturbation is a good accomplice in bed, whether you're alone or not. ;)
Tandrael 0
i have had guy's try to date me just for that hella annoying. Why are guys drived for sex?
corme_fml 0
Better then not having a drive for ANYTHING. I've been on dates where the girl doesn't have a sex drive and can't carry a conversation. Figure out what you want before you waste people's time, ugh.
whattheballsz 0
uhm because sex is awesome? at least dude was honest. screw him and have an intelligent conversation after the sex...
mfmylifesrsly 30
@20 me too I hate it! and I love your hair!!!
Zelda9678 11
Yeah, and you're kinda a *****
NomenNescio 0
YDI for dating an older guy. You didn't honestly think he finds *you* an engaging conversationalist?
Stured 0
honesty makes a relationship go further :)
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI And date someone your own age, freak. I think you are the one with attitude and childish problems
fxdxhk90 0
He was being honest, really what more could you want?
ragsy 7
Move out. Loser.
perdix 31
I guess he's not all that intelligent. Even if the ONLY reason he's dating a pretty, young thing like you is to get in your pants, it's pretty stupid to admit that! I hope he didn't achieve his mission. Try not to hold "intelligent conversations" with dumb-asses, especially dirty, old dumb-asses.
chadwick110480 0
another good one from perdex. dude must not b that smart, even if I just want to bang a chick I will still humor her and talk. it's the "game." some people . . .
chadwick110480 0
sorry I will get your name right one of these times.
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