Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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Top comments
KateeJo 0
At least he was straight forward? Now you don't have to waste any more time with him.
Styna_fml 0
no second date for him!
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Comments (179)
deepdiver999 0
oh shit I do think that you didn't deserve dat but really what do you expect if you go out with a guy dats like alot older than you you can't expect him to be like real innocent
daanbeer1637 0
rdr435 so fukin true
ziqi92 0
sigh...now i see why my gf considers me one in a million.
beer01 0
Did he even want what you wanted? a relationship. Or did he just wanna get into your pants? And that's about it. I don't believe that all older guys date younger women for sex, some actually want a descent relationship.
xriley 0
wrong old guys and young girls is just a fantasy... never works out... I see them as pervs it's just not right
xriley 0
first of OP.... find someone ur own age... all girls think they're too smart for boys and boys are immature but that's wat u get for being. a bitch... and don't blame the old guy least he told her the truth
alleexx2010 0
thats egzactly what happened to my friend she told this guy she really liked him and they hung out and alls he wants to do is get in her pants and what do you know she's gunna let him because she is a **** likee that .
SSJ5Goku 0
At least he was honest?
yessirfosho 0
That sucks but at least he was up front and honest with you about it. He just wants something different than you can't really get mad at him for that. It's better than him leading you on pretending he cares, then ditching you to the curb after he gets laid.
fmller12 0
at lest his honest. But that's the guys nature unless they are gay
911lovesme 0
Well ok now you know to pick better guys because sometimes that all they want out of you