Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML
Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML
Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML
Today, I had an extremely embarrassing moment when I tried to pay my restaurant bill. First, I tried swiping my card, only for it not to work. After the cashier suggested I insert my chip card, I tried putting it on the bottom, only for it not to be there. I finished by putting the card in the proper place upside-down. FML
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, after going to the convenience store and getting my card declined, the clerk let me come back home with all the things I'd bought so I could look for money and pay with cash instead, so I went back to pay a few minutes later. Karma paid back the goodwill 3 minutes later by making me burn my left hand with boiling water. FML
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
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Top comments
purplemango 21
Don't you have an app for checking that?
jentrynicole 20
I'm sorry, OP! I hope you can get a new card quickly! I know my bank will give you an ATM card from the bank while your new credit/debit card comes in.
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Comments (46)
Reider022 16
It'll be ok OP on the bright side you're not Jared Fogle
hotmessguy 13
Bruh, there was probably a closer cash point ?
Guy1009 15
Sorry for your empty stomach and wallet
suznmar 16
Why didn't you just call your bank?
deathstroke990 22
was there any point of that reply
BobRyder 24
I have no idea how people can be so completely clueless about their finances in 2016. This is why there are recessions. I always know what's in every single account and investment I have down to the last cent. Like seriously, there's apps for every major bank now, or barring that you can just call the 1800 number and find out. But really... it's your money. How can you not be responsible for it?? /rant
zach055 23
My card sometimes gets declined because the bank suspects fraud. I order a lot of things online, so sometimes the bank will freeze my card, but I don't know about it until it gets declined.
wow2mylife 25
Maybe she is older and not good with computers/phones
LPac5295 27
I guess now you should stop into the bank and get a new one. And while you're there you can check your balance too!
bstarqueen 16
I'm so sorry. That really sucks and I hope you get a new card soon. I'm also sorry because if I were there I would probably laugh at you too. >_
LifeSucks2016 7
At least you made the Ninja Turtles happy
Twigman8 15
#25, yes there was a point. #8 obviously enjoys Quiznos or Jersey Mike's more than Subway.