Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
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Top comments
jackassiddy 8
To get in the mind of a pussy you must BECOME one.
strawberrywine22 30
At least you tried despite your fear, that's sweet!! Good job. Also your name up there made me LOL.
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Comments (80)
iMandyx3 5
I'm sorry sir but you.., are a dumbass.
ohcheriecherie 20
You're a dingbat, cats can always get down. Why would you even go on the roof if you're afraid of heights?
hateevryone 15
If you're afraid of heights, why would you even go up there? Girlfriend or not.
rcgirl2 11
Well if you knew you were afraid of heights you shouldn't have went up there. Instead, you tried to show of and her mother had to help you down.
shelbyj 6
Pussy
Santa_Claauz 0
Don't be an asshole…
freakincool 4
Yeah, you go macho man! LOL
afropuffjake 9
As much as I wanna say you'll score points for trying to be nice despite your fears, I get the feeling you're gonna end up looking like you're desperate for their approval, only making them suspicious. Especially if you haven't been with her that long. But it's the thought that counts man for every guy like you there are ten guys who don't do S**T for their girls. Props anyway!
lemonademixer 7
oh well you tried your so sweet!
Santa_Claauz 0
Seriously who are you people saying this guy is a pussy. Come on people we all have our fears and our problems
Bjuddstr 4
Did you let down your hair?