Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
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zoerox01 0
it could have been worse, she could have sat on a sprinkler like i did when i was little and gotten diarrhea
Nomad609 0
There was probably more urine in the pool you know.. Some people pee in them. So...
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christopherlove 0
I like the part where the little girl peed on your head.
tblack147 0
Haha nope I most definitetly don't know how to spell probably without looking at how you spelt it and I definetly did not make it evident before that I really just do not care so in that case... Prolly prolly Helo helo Wasup wasup Ur ur W/e w/e Lol lol Gud gud And whatever else is out there I already edited and printed out this and I'm gunna show it tommorrow they're gunna laugh show me what other extreme ideals they brought up and argue. Well (notice not spelling it right) go over some finer points of it and life will go on and you'll still ridicule my grammer but please go out and point out errors in this message. Oh yes it was not they story of my life it was in the rubric I had to admit to it in the end.
Shyman4ever 0
You were on a waterslide. It got washed away right after douchebag.
cramazing 0
i hav ALWAYS wanted to be peed on u r soooooooooo lucky dude!
Gaston_fml 0
lol golden shower
tblack147 0
Thank you overly liberal adults who have nothing better to do than argue with a 16 year old on the Internet I GOT AN A+ on the assignment!!!
blondiee09 0
thats disgusting. i hope the parents beat the girl at least
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
at least it washed away after the slide
Biden_fml 13
Surprise Golden Shower!