Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
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Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
Since you aren't getting paid I would tell the parents how he acted and tell them how much of a brat he is. You might as well enjoy something from this.
Gremlinek 16
He acts like a brat since parents always take his side. My advice never baby sit for them again and spread the word around so they can't get another sitter.
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Comments (85)
Nana19_fml 7
maybe they taught their shitty little child to say that so they could get free babysitting.. maybe you're not the only one this has happened to..
Omniprism 15
At least it was only three hours. You could post a note in a paper or computer babysitting site on how awful he is.
Petey801 5
I would have spit in that kids face! Lol
lina21 12
It could've been worse. He could've claimed you did something to him
Jaee1992 4
If they believed the child you are not good at explaining things to adults. No child runs me. I would have that boy acting like a man by the time I was finished with him. He would be a new kid and he's parents would pay me double cause I sure as hell don't accept bullshit from children.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
we got a badass over here -_-
iamthunder 4
Egg their house but not with raw eggs, boil some eggs then egg it!
fivetimeslonger 24
My first thought is the parents might have told the kid to do that so they can have an excuse not to pay you. People (of all ages) are jerks.
Alhamdulilah 15
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ranzan 7
I wouldv'e told them the truth, if I were you, but try not to smile. They should believe you, if they know how young kids are these days. I wouldv'e also told my parents too, if i were you. I feel so sorry for you, but you still have a chance to tell them, it hasn't been that long yet ;)
BrotherPhil 35
Pass the word around the babysitters club. They'll learn when they have to shell out for professional childminders.