Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML
Today, it was my first day at my first job, I got up early, got ready, waited an hour for HR to call. I called them instead and they didn't answer, so I wrote an email to the partners. It turns out I got the first day date wrong. Some first impression. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
At least you have PC with internet... killing time might not be too fun, but as long as they pay you for it...
Son_of_Helghan 0
god damnit why does all this stuff happen in Arkansas?! I hate how retarded our state is
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sricious 0
sounds like an easy job!:D
bigbadtim 7
Maybe everybody else is away from their desks doing work, and you are sitting there like a tool.
bigbadtim 7
Sorry about the double post.
bigbadtim 7
Maybe everybody else is away from their desks doing work, and you are just sitting there like a tool.
visualaesthetics 7
Actually, I just found out that there was a funeral going on for one of the assistants who had just passed away, but good guess asshole.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
So, you killed this guy, but didn't bother to find out when the funeral was? You won't last long there.
visualaesthetics 7
.. I thought trolls were supposed to make sense in their nonsense.
bigbadtim 7
22-you need to learn what sarcasm is. How was I suppose to know that somebody had passed away? It is not my fault that the OP left out that one tiny detail, if she didn't it wouldn't be much of an FML. Today, I sat at the desk of my new job by myself because all of my coworkers were at a funeral. FML At least you have insider information into these FMLs. Congrats. *Scarasm*
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
visual, I'm assuming you're the OP. You do realize when you submit these things, you're basically asking to be judged? No need to get all worked up. Some coworker could easily accuse you of being an asshole for posting this as an FML, despite the fact that you didn't know all the facts. That's pretty much what you just did to tim...
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahahaha that suckss
caoboi 0
if u r from Texas,we can grab some long islands n sit on d island all nite long
muffpuncher 0
killer rack!
JManHobbs 0
^ Very creepy individuals.
muffpuncher 0
^ jealous douchebag
hairt 4
^ both from 2 different worlds
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahaha
Son_of_Helghan 0
god damnit why does all this stuff happen in Arkansas?! I hate how retarded our state is
STOPBANNINGME 0
Arkansas is worse than Nebraska!!
JustKeepBreathin 0
They are moving so fast you can't even see them.
visualaesthetics 7
False. I booby-trapped the place. Also, I'm Asian. Our vision is impeccable. Obviously.
taidemelina 4
that was my thought also!
KZN02 18
So you did absorb everything, or was there nothing to absorb in the first place? /literal thinking
Desurain23 0
how is this a fml
biskitbukit 7
Gee, how disappointing that you can't absorb anything, who cares? This is nothing.
jem12 0
why are u complaining? you are getting paid without doing anything.