Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML
Today, it was my first day at my first job, I got up early, got ready, waited an hour for HR to call. I called them instead and they didn't answer, so I wrote an email to the partners. It turns out I got the first day date wrong. Some first impression. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
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Top comments
Good_old_Grim 8
At least you have PC with internet... killing time might not be too fun, but as long as they pay you for it...
Son_of_Helghan 0
god damnit why does all this stuff happen in Arkansas?! I hate how retarded our state is
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Comments (84)
ilovemydoodle123 0
everyone is saying that sucks for you but I wouldn't mind that job. play on your computer or something
SoCalHunn 0
isn't it observe? just saying.
upyoursmo 0
haha maybe everyone's laid off cuz work's been outsourced to India
chasity_27 2
and you're complaining about getting paid to do nothing in an office?! what an ass
daywalker26 0
if this is bad I'd hate to see what happens when you really have to work! welcome to the start of life as you know it full of disappointments.
alr0xx 0
trollz w the giraffe pic.. Ur rotten and cynical, why? fyl
Trollz4daLULZ 2
To piss you off for my own amusement. u mad? :)
comedycentral56 0
tell to give you a raise for all the hard work you've done!
Morpheus414 0
What the..... That's a good thing!! How is this an FML?!
Code_fml 4
they're just going so fast you can't see them
thedopetroll 0
They just all left because they knew you would be coming.