nicky
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Blind spot
Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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DocBastard 40
If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.
DocBastard 40
That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.
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Human_Delilah 0
Here's An idea! Look before You act! :)
notquite69 0
A knife to open a can? You're an idiot and I'm sure you'll do it again. I bet you use a screwdriver to hammer a nail too.
BAMF18 0
hes not. it is fact that wen do know what can openers are. and wont find out until they manufacture "canned sandwiches".
BAMF18 0
shit. women*
cldean24 4
Make a sandwich instead of trying to gut a can next time?
Dreamcatcher619 6
FAIL
rmbaker1993 0
he's saying women know what can openers are but men won't know what they are until they invent canned sandwhiches, so it's useless to "get a man to do it"...and also, who cares if he said "hes" instead of he's"...he wrote a hell of a lot better than the people who sp3ll wordz lik3 thiz. th3y @r3 th3 dumb@ss3s!!
xaronyx 0
suck it up
ssoccerchick97 16
HOW?!!?! And did you not check the drawers?!?!?!? Stupid.
ZielZone 4
Idiot