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nicky This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Blind spot

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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DocBastard 40

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

DocBastard 40

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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Comments (104)

cunningchick 1

Hey it could have been worse my sister was trying to open a jar of pickles with a butter knife and it slipped and went up her nose and touched her brain...... So surprized she's not a vegitable

cawoods 1

I have done the same thing!

laxbrosive 4

Wouldn't the knife have been in the cutlery drawer anyway?

DarkAng3l01 7

Holy ****! I did the same exact thing! But I realized it was on the counter