nicky
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Blind spot
Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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DocBastard 40
If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.
DocBastard 40
That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.
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Comments (104)
ghashlycrumbs 8
That, my dear, is a whole new level of fail. Congrats.
EvilPotato 15
YDI for trying to open a can with a knife.
j_cat187 20
bleeding is fun
EvilPotato 15
bleeding is fun for emo's :-)
sterlingarcher 1
bahahaha you so deserved it!!
freddyisepic 2
lol boners failed
stephy228 0
if the can opener was in the cutlery drawer, y didn't u c it when u got the knife out that u injured yourself with? YDI
kayloh20 5
I had no idea you could open a can, that would normally require a can opener, with a knife. Even if you could, I wouldn't fathom the idea of trying.
Sadochan 0
That teaches you to look more thoroughly.
she9909 0
I think the Op is using the can opener excuse cuz there actually emmo ahhh
allmidnighteyes 11
...Why the hell are you looking for a can opener or cutlery in order to make coffee?