nicky
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Blind spot
Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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DocBastard 40
If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.
DocBastard 40
That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.
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Comments (104)
Nikki_ASW 0
Fail, big time.
beutifulgal 2
wow, that really sucks
impregnator 0
where else would the can opener be!
tulsafml 0
Yur mother!
joe_says_so 0
your mothers mother.
tulsafml 0
^somebody is on their man pewiod.
nhlnba2 6
/ win
sterlingarcher 1
bahahaha you so deserved it!!
scottishandrew1 0
lol, win^
sterlingarcher 1
haha thanks 80!! :)
MissBunny25 0
win for fluffy puppy :D
b1aze 0
Yeah, I don't think 80 was talking to you 87...
counterfit 10
This is the main reason why you don't use a knife to open a can. You could also chip the blade, or even snap it entirely.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Uhh..ydi!
macallan8 0
U should be more observant next time
babyjm 0
i agree
marlie_x 8
maybe look a bit harder next time
PassTheDutch 0
haha. Inorite. lol
tulsafml 0
lol the creepers return.
robotiick 12
^ of course they do lol no but she is beautiful
tulsafml 0
she is. but my pet peeve is... damn it I'm done saying it!
lol_ironic_life 9
I agree with 86. Such an adorable puppy! Is it a chow chow?
insanesna1l 0
it's a horse... oh you meant the dog. Also op, that's whatever you were talking about for you
MissBunny25 0
fluffy puppy ! :D
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
i agree I also don't understand how you got a knife without finding the can opener, wouldn't your knives also be in the cutlery drawer
MAXCAT1220 0
lol epic fail
xDancer101x 0
pic=win^
DocBastard 40
If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.
Radek18 0
my role model ^
silvic84 0
fav!
salsalover_12 5
I love you doc :P
MyNameIsBruce 0
Epic
jibz 6
Wait, you were trying to open an aluminum/ metal can with a knife? OP, are you retarded? YDI.
Mindtrap 0
a girl at work tried it once. just once lol
nothing92x 13
YDI, you should have actually tried looking everywhere for it.
KingDingALing 9
Now the OP is going to cut herself again. Except this time, it's not going to be on purpose.