Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.
everybody knows if you can't find a can opener, you have to go flinstone style and reach for your beaver. lol but a knife, well that's not smart... you had this comeing to ya
In our modern world, we refer to ass doctors as proctologists. We should be praising those few brave individuals who choose to pursue this profession, not making fun of them!
Is this really how you chose to spend your first comment? You only had one shot at losing your FML commenting virginity, and you choose to call me an ass?
That was unwise, friend.
A wise person once said, "when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail".
But next time, find the proper tool for the job. Knives are for cutting and they're extremely dangerous when used for any other purpose.
If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.
That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.