Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML
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theluckygirl28 8
That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...
Luckster 0
This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.
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annieannie 0
#2.... I love you so much right now. I think this is the bestest thing I've heard all day...... Its so hilarious that you peed yourself. I wish I could have seen this one.
Eternity_fml 0
People like #36 don't get it... If OP had to pee really badly, then he/she could've stopped at a nearby McDonald's or gas station OR ANY KIND OF PLACE THAT HAS A PUBLIC BATHROOM. And I added the desert part in there for those who were gonna ask, "What if she doesn't live in a place with public bathrooms?" (Such as driving through the desert...) -.-
jeeps306 0
your life is F***** but not cuz the cop did anything he shouldnt have done as i would assume a grown person who pee's his pants is drunk as well, your life is f***** because you are a grown person who's pees his pants because you dont know how to pay attention to your own body functions.
pancakelover 0
Wow... did you have one of those dickhole cops too?
Demon_Squirtle 0
Wow... So you took a sobriety line test? Conclusion: Pissed drunk? No. Pissed pants? Yes Sorry. Had to. Sorry to hear as well. That really sucks
penelope_fml 2
Why's #3 a retard?
McCannCanTriple 0
There are some stupid people here. To all those saying she should have gone to the bathroom before s/he left.. maybe they didn't have to go then. They might have a long way to go from work and home.
HeyyyBrahhh 0
That's why you should have gone before you left!
CupidSparrow 0
YDI... Should've gone before you left. Heck, I'd have peed on the side of the road if I'd have had to go that bad. Also, I don't even think I believe this one; both urine and beer have VERY distinct smells. Pretty sure that if this really happened, the cop was just having a field day with you.
dancin303 0
Today, while driving home I had to pee really badLY*****. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop,assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML grammer, adverbs and adjetives its not that hard people