Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML
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theluckygirl28 8
That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...
Luckster 0
This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.
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Comments (119)
hcmvn 0
Next time save empty water bottles in your car.
ilikerainbows 0
well, were you drunk or not? Mao - you really ought to practis wat you preech. grammar... commie?
alexgisforme3 0
that cops a dumbass lol
iBou_fml 4
aawww that sucks
jayfx 0
you should of went to a nearby mcdonalds or something.. or if you're a guy, think about sexual stuff..it'll stop you from have the urge to pee temporary lol
lazorzpewpew 0
lol @ people saying it's not an excuse for speeding :) Hell, good weather is an excuse to speed - how is this not one? Anyway, that proper sucks. I've had to do that before on a highway (30 miles in-between rest stops), energy drink kicked in right after I passed a rest stop and I still have 20 miles ahead of me... (made it though)
MaoTseTung_80mil 0
ilikerainbows, you rock my world.
soozin 0
Yeah you shouldve visited a local restaurant or if there isnt any in sight, pull over and pee pee in a cup. :)
justxdream 0
#60-you go! lmao
sai12 0
Pulling over to pee on the side of the road would have gotten them a ticket too you know! You're not supposed to piss in public.