Today, I woke up in a closet of a four-star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I'm a secondary school teacher and I've been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4 a.m. this morning and it's now 1 p.m. in the afternoon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes at a university there. After all that flying and sitting in traffic for 2 hours, I finally got to attend to my first class. I fell asleep during it. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML
Today, I set my alarm for 3:30 AM to catch an early flight. I got up, got dressed, and arrived at the airport in record time. While checking in, I was told that my flight is tomorrow morning. I’m now wide awake and sitting in a 24-hour diner, having a very early breakfast. FML
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gsm_fml 0
As a secondary school teacher myself, I would never even touch a drop of alcohol on a school trip - you are ALWAYS "on duty", even after lights out. You deserve it, and you will probably be fired. No sympathy here.
MissSparkie 0
If you were my kids teacher, I'd do everything i could to get your sorry ass fired.
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Comments (96)
twerking_riggs 22
"1pm in the afternoon" thank you for clearing that up i thought it was 1pm in the morning
NostalgiaFreak9 43
There should be a "You're a ******* idiot" button for FMLs like this.
CSSDimian 6
Yall are focusing on the wrong thing here. Drinking on a school trip? Whatever man. A teacher feeling the need to say am in the morning and pm in the afternoon? This is why my education was terrible.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Oh. So THAT'S why we aren't allowed to drink on school trips...
Chris_1163187222 15
More BS if your the teacher/chaperone there is no way in hell they would have left without you.. as crappy as england schooling is.. also you deserve to be fired for drinking whilst looking after kids
Elisabetha Aarron 18
You got blackout drunk on a school trip? What is wrong with you????