Today, I woke up in a closet of a four-star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I'm a secondary school teacher and I've been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4 a.m. this morning and it's now 1 p.m. in the afternoon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes at a university there. After all that flying and sitting in traffic for 2 hours, I finally got to attend to my first class. I fell asleep during it. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML
Today, I set my alarm for 3:30 AM to catch an early flight. I got up, got dressed, and arrived at the airport in record time. While checking in, I was told that my flight is tomorrow morning. I’m now wide awake and sitting in a 24-hour diner, having a very early breakfast. FML
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gsm_fml 0
As a secondary school teacher myself, I would never even touch a drop of alcohol on a school trip - you are ALWAYS "on duty", even after lights out. You deserve it, and you will probably be fired. No sympathy here.
MissSparkie 0
If you were my kids teacher, I'd do everything i could to get your sorry ass fired.
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Comments (96)
angel55033 12
at least it was 4 stars and not a dive, than again a closet? you sure you weren't the call girl or hooker?
TrueColours 9
'Ipm in the afternoon' is a tautology.
xluckynumber17x 0
that is sick...would love for you to be my teacher
fmlregular00 0
1. 24/7 2. responsible 3. irrisponsible spell-check next time, asshole.
hml1357 0
and your wasting your time posting on FML.com.....why.?!!
PlasmaVirus 4
I feel sorry for your students. Their teacher is a selfish drunk.
romanianboi 0
ye be dumb
Fakeddd 0
Meanwhile in England....
Do_The_DANCE 4
YDI for saying "4am this morning" and "1pm in the afternoon." Thank you for clearing it up! I thought you meant 4am at night! Moron.
shopfitch 7
It's stories like this that make me feel smarter than the majority of my teachers.